12/02/2005

Advertisment (part 01)


a splot of red
Originally uploaded by dapoetspeaks.

(Anncr = Announcer)

Anncr:
Hey sore losers!

Music:
Happy and upbeat

Anncr:
Love is giving you a second chance!

S.F.X:
(oooooh)

Anncr:
That’s right! For a limited time only, you get a chance to win her heart just by being yourself!

S.F.X:
(aaaahhh)

Anncr:
It’s so easy! Just show her the real you, whatever that may be, and you just might get lucky! Prizes include a greater appreciation of who you are, love of your craft and a desire to know you better!

S.F.X:
(yaaay – clapping, cheering continues)

Anncr:
No gimmicks! No lies! Just YOU with a chance of a lifetime… happiness with the fantasy of your life!

But hurry! Love won’t last forever.
She may find some other bloke if you don’t play your cards right!

2 Comments:

At 3:47 PM, Blogger Kaivalya said...

Anncr:
If you respond now, you'll receive the security of never having to be Someone You're Not.

But that's not all! You'll receive a special bonus gift: a foundation of honesty and trust to place your new relationship on!

Don't wait another minute! Call now...

 
At 3:12 AM, Blogger Elspeth said...

Bringggg bringgggg (hello?)

 

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