Advertisment (part 01)
a splot of red
Originally uploaded by dapoetspeaks.
(Anncr = Announcer)
Anncr:
Hey sore losers!
Music:
Happy and upbeat
Anncr:
Love is giving you a second chance!
S.F.X:
(oooooh)
Anncr:
That’s right! For a limited time only, you get a chance to win her heart just by being yourself!
S.F.X:
(aaaahhh)
Anncr:
It’s so easy! Just show her the real you, whatever that may be, and you just might get lucky! Prizes include a greater appreciation of who you are, love of your craft and a desire to know you better!
S.F.X:
(yaaay – clapping, cheering continues)
Anncr:
No gimmicks! No lies! Just YOU with a chance of a lifetime… happiness with the fantasy of your life!
But hurry! Love won’t last forever.
She may find some other bloke if you don’t play your cards right!
posted by tracy j @ 10:02 AM
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2 Comments:
Anncr:
If you respond now, you'll receive the security of never having to be Someone You're Not.
But that's not all! You'll receive a special bonus gift: a foundation of honesty and trust to place your new relationship on!
Don't wait another minute! Call now...
Bringggg bringgggg (hello?)
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